I lived in Florida back in 1996 working in a factory for a while, wasn’t a big fan.  It’s too hot, humid, and the outdoors is dangerous.  Spiders, snakes, lighting strikes, alligators, a trillion mosquitoes, and honestly Florida never has a good news story.  Hurricanes, alligators snatching kids at Disney, golf cart fights, toxic water, Zika, and scorned lovers lighting the wrong cars on fire.  Bad rap, but maybe I should move back and enroll in FSU so I can play Frisbee and drop off rope swings.

– Forrest