Jessica

Jessica - 2016

Get to Know Jessica:

Ideal drunk food: Burritos and tacos

Favorite Smell: a sharp dressed man

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio? I always do the dumping, i’m an ass

Which of your boobs do you like better?  What boobs?

What’s your favorite noise? Tattoo Machine

Best rock concert? Aerosmith

First CD you ever bought? Journey

Why are women obsessed with cats? No clue, dont like em….. women or cats

What’s your porn star name (Middle name & street you grew up on)? Marie Gold, bow chica bow wow

Tattoos: Really?

How many piercings do you have? enough

Best Nintendo game? SUPERMARIO!!!!!

What do you want to be when you grow up? Well I’ve had to come to the realization that I am unable to grow past the size of a child, so I take that to mean I never have to grow up.

Favorite emoticon? The unicorn one that has not been created yet

Best excuse to decline a date? Your face, can’t handle it.

What’s your favorite article of clothing? The ones on the floor

Who was your first celebrity crush? Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Hubba Hubba!

Underwear choice: what’s that

What’s the most embarrassing song you know all the words to? When I Think About you I Touch Myself- Madonna

Breast implants, for or against? I love boobies

When is the last time you got hit on? And now i’m uncomfortable….

Who is the hottest female Disney character? Jessica Rabbit

Is your mom on Facebook? Your mom is on Facebook

Hidden talent: Witty as Hell

What was the last thing you texted? kk

Favorite movie trilogy? Lord of the Rings

Jedi or Dark Side? Refer to the Tattoo on my middle finger

Favorite cartoon as a kid? Sailor Moon

Have you ever made a guy cry? Yes, Constantly

Name a movie everyone hates but you love: Power Rangers and some of the “Barbies”

Do you text “k”, “ok” or “okay”? Kk

Where is the Mason Dixon line? In Dixieland

Would you ever ask a guy out? I used to have too; I’m apparently intimidating or something

Girls worst fear? Facebook unfriending

Did you go to college? yes

Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend? Test yes Boy no- dumped them before, it’s called common courtesy

Dream job? I’m doing it

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