Get to Know Jessica:
Ideal drunk food: Burritos and tacos
Favorite Smell: a sharp dressed man
What is your dumper/dumpee ratio? I always do the dumping, i’m an ass
Which of your boobs do you like better? What boobs?
What’s your favorite noise? Tattoo Machine
Best rock concert? Aerosmith
First CD you ever bought? Journey
Why are women obsessed with cats? No clue, dont like em….. women or cats
What’s your porn star name (Middle name & street you grew up on)? Marie Gold, bow chica bow wow
How many piercings do you have? enough
Best Nintendo game? SUPERMARIO!!!!!
What do you want to be when you grow up? Well I’ve had to come to the realization that I am unable to grow past the size of a child, so I take that to mean I never have to grow up.
Favorite emoticon? The unicorn one that has not been created yet
Best excuse to decline a date? Your face, can’t handle it.
What’s your favorite article of clothing? The ones on the floor
Who was your first celebrity crush? Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Hubba Hubba!
Underwear choice: what’s that
What’s the most embarrassing song you know all the words to? When I Think About you I Touch Myself- Madonna
Breast implants, for or against? I love boobies
When is the last time you got hit on? And now i’m uncomfortable….
Who is the hottest female Disney character? Jessica Rabbit
Is your mom on Facebook? Your mom is on Facebook
Hidden talent: Witty as Hell
What was the last thing you texted? kk
Favorite movie trilogy? Lord of the Rings
Jedi or Dark Side? Refer to the Tattoo on my middle finger
Favorite cartoon as a kid? Sailor Moon
Have you ever made a guy cry? Yes, Constantly
Name a movie everyone hates but you love: Power Rangers and some of the “Barbies”
Do you text “k”, “ok” or “okay”? Kk
Where is the Mason Dixon line? In Dixieland
Would you ever ask a guy out? I used to have too; I’m apparently intimidating or something
Girls worst fear? Facebook unfriending
Did you go to college? yes
Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend? Test yes Boy no- dumped them before, it’s called common courtesy
Dream job? I’m doing it