As time progresses tattoos just keep getting better and better. At least, I would of thought that. Two singers, both who I’ve never heard a single note of their music) both got what I would call the worst tattoos of all time this year.
Kelsey Karter – a pop star I assume, honestlty I’m too lazy to look her music up. She got a tattoo of Hary Styles on her face. Harry Styles is also a pop star, I think. Again, I’ve never head his music and I’m too apathetic to look it up. Right now I’m listening to Aerosmith “Rocks” as I write this and honsetly it sounds too good to pause and go listen to music I know I won’t like.
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Ariana Grande – Pop star, I’m pretty sure. There’s a bar in Garden City on State Street that has a sign out front that says, “I thought Arianna Grande as a font”. If I’m ever bar hopping in Garden City I’m definitely going there just out of respect for their humor. The only thing about Ariana Grande I know is that one time she got caught licking donuts and saying, “I hate America.” Stay classy. She got a tattoo on her hand in Japanese that she though said, “7 Rings”. It doesn’t. It’s actually a tiny Japanese style BBQ grill. If you’re rich and famous in 2019, how do you make a spelling error this bad? It’s not a prison tatt. Case in point, I just re-read this paragrah and wasn’t sure how to spell “Ariana” so I googled it and realizied I was spelling it “Arianna” which is wrong. Then I corrected this blog before I posted it. See how easy that was?
for those who are confused, ariana grande got a tattoo on her hand in japanese intended to spell out “7 rings” and posted it on instagram (now deleted), but japanese people in the comments started saying how the REAL translation is bbq grill pic.twitter.com/rF0NvEa9Yv
— Alice (@alice2096) January 30, 2019