Lindsey

Get know Lindsey

Ideal drunk food: Tortilla chips & 7 layer dip OR Doritos!

Favorite Smell: The mountains.

Have you ever gotten arrested? Nope.

Which of your boobs do you like better? Equal love.

What’s the TV show you’re most embarrassed to admit you love? I don’t have regular TV but I did watch Fuller House on Netflix the other day. Didn’t love it but I watched it and that’s embarrassing.

Shower or bath? Shower for sure.

What’s your favorite noise? Music first, nature second.

What comes first, hoes or bros? Hoes can be bros and bros can be hoes. I love my friends regardless.

Best rock concert? Megadeth hands down, then Tesla.

First CD you ever bought? Guns N Roses.

Why are women obsessed with cats? Well… 1: They are mischievous 2: They can take care of themselves 3: They have knives for fingers 4: Hilarious to watch play 5: Cuddle bugs 6: Gorgeous souls. Yep I’m a cat lover!

What’s your porn star name? (Middle name & street you grew up on or middle name & 1^st pet) RaeSouthdale or RaeShyla.

Tattoos: Foot up the leg, covering the top half of my back, lower back, half sleeve, back of neck and soon to be a memorial tattoo for my Dad.

How many piercings do you have? 12.

Best video game? Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt, yes…..the original.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I never want to grow up but since I have too, I want to be a kick ass Horticulturist!

Finish this rock lyric:“ I wanna __” @!$# you like and animal.

Define all the bases: Kissing, Touching, Goin’ dowwwwn, The P in the V.

Bars or clubs? Bars.

One thing you’d change about yourself: Be more confident in myself.

Most used emoji? Wink face.

Best excuse declining a date? Sorry I’m married.

What’s your favorite article of clothing? Anything that make my ass look good.

What movie do you quote from the most? Labyrinth.

Who was your first celebrity crush? Leo Dicapprio. Oh I fell hard for that guy!

How many pushups can you do – real ones, not those fake “I’m a girl so I can do them on my knees” pushups? Oh shit now I have to do pushups to answer this question?!? 13, man I suck!

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching? Always!

Underwear choice: None.

Least favorite band: Def Leppard.

If you could go on 1 talk show, which one would it be? Ellen.

What game show do you think you would do the best on and why? Does The Price is Right still exist? I’d kick that games ass!

Have you ever voted for President or American Idol? Nope n Nope.

What’s the most embarrassing song you know all the words to? Gangsta’s Paradise…

Breast implants, for or against? Not for me but not against.

What is the closest you’ve ever been to death? Sky Diving. We never should’ve jumped that day. I’d do it again just not in those conditions!

When is the last time you got hit on? Hahaha just the other day at work. This guy asked me to join him, in his car, in the parking lot for a bottle of homemade moonshine!

Have you ever been fired from a job? Nope.

Most embarrassing moment: Oh geeze …Well most recently, I punched a dude in the face and don’t remember it :/ Apparently, as I am told, he was being an ass to his wife and felt that I needed to get involved. Such an ass move on my part…so embarrassing.. and violent.

Who is the hottest female Disney character? Sleeping Beauty.

Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman? Batman!

What do you think about Ben Affleck being the next Batman? The real question is what do you think about Forrest being the next Batman?

Is your mom on Facebook? I think so. I’m not on Facecrack so I don’t know for sure.

Hidden talent: I’m lame, I have no hidden talents.

If I try yoga, do you think I would fart? HA! Oh I fart, but I haven’t during yoga…the day will come…

What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for a-holes? Gum: Dirty Mouth, clean it up. Spearmint. A-holes: You are what you eat.

What is the earliest time of day you’re ever started drinking and why? Does continuing to drink into the next afternoon count? We threw a crazy Halloween party and decided that we would keep it going on into the next day….everyone ended up spray painted green. It was epic!

Geekiest thing about you: I am a plant GEEK, hands down. Give me a plant and I’ll tell you its Latin name. I’m super awesome like that. 😉

What was the last thing you texted? Just got home….I like it!

How long do you think you could survive in the woods? As long as I damn well want to. The woods are my second home.

Use the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence: I brought a six-pack to the fire, two camp chairs and a bottle of Crown too. Game on!

If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of? A small dot over a mole.

What’s the least attractive piece of clothing you own? A sweater from an ugly sweater party.

Favorite movie trilogy? Um well I don’t really have a fav but, I’ll go with The Hunger Games.

Jedi or Dark Side? Jedi.

Favorite cartoon as a kid? Looney Tunes hands down!

Favorite look on a guy? Long hair… I like beards too..mmmhmmm.

Have you ever made a guy cry? Yes….

Name a movie everyone hates but you love: Mannequin.

Name 1 band member of Tom Petty: Tom Petty. Love him, one of my all time favorites! One day, I’ll check him off of my musical bucket list!

Do you text “k”, “ok” or “okay”? None of the above. I say Potassium, told ya plant geek….

Would you ever ask a guy out? Sure have

Would you gain 25 lbs for $2,500? Hell no!!