Paige

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Ideal drunk food:  Jack in the Box!

What is your dumper/dumpee ratio? 5/1

Shower or bath? Shower

What’s your favorite noise? When my dogs snores in his sleep…it’s too adorable

What comes first, hoes or bros? Usually bro’s women are too dramatic for my liking only the special

First CD you ever bought? Celine Dion

Why are women obsessed with cats? ….I wouldn’t know I’m a dog lover…kittens are cute but then they grow up and I don’t like them anymore

What’s your porn star name? (Middle name & street you grew up on) Avonel Mesa

How many piercings do you have? Technically 10

What do you want to be when you grow up? Isn’t that the million dollar question? I’m supposedly already grown up and I’m still not sure.

Define all the bases:  1ST Base: just a kiss, holding hands, some lower back action

2nd Base: making out, over the clothes touching, maybe hit up some dry humping if you feel the need.

3rd Base: I’d put all oral, fingers, and %#@!  *^#$@ in this category

4th Base: home is when the P is in the V regardless of how long or quick it is.

One thing you’d change about yourself:  I wish I could have pastel hair!

Favorite emoticon? The poop with eyes :0

What movie do you quote from the most? BRIDESMAIDS

Who was your first celebrity crush? VIN DIESAL forever and always

How many pushups can you do – real ones, not those fake “I’m a girl so I can do them on my knees” pushups? 50 the army doesn’t mess around with you

If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching? Oh ya I shake that ass like nobody’s business; it’s terrible

Underwear choice: thongs

If you could go on 1 talk show, which one would it be? Um Ellen I love that bitch

Have you ever voted for President or American Idol? I’ve voted on the very first season of American Idol..haven’t seen it since Kelly one…and I’ve voted for the President.

What’s the most embarrassing song you know all the words to? Old School Brittney Spears….and Barney ..yes that purple Dinosaur “I love you” song from forever ago

Breast implants, for or against? Yes! I want those puppies

What is the closest you’ve ever been to death? Car wreck 1 year ago, and almost drowned when I was 3 I’m basically a cat so I have 7 more lives to go

Who is the hottest female Disney character? Jessica Rabbit by far but Esmeralda is a close second..they’re both so seductive

Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman?  Superman

What do you think about Ben Affleck being the next Batman? I hate it, Christian Bale all the way

Is your mom on Facebook? ….unfortunately

What is the earliest time of day you’re ever started drinking and why?  Well I’ve done an all nighter so technically 12am.  I’ve woken up around 8 and had a mimosa at 9 because it’s a morning drink, it was Sunday, and it’s delicious.

Geekiest thing about you:  I regular watch Disney movies…and I have no children as an excuse

What was the last thing you texted? What’s for dinner

Use the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence: I’m too excited for our two Chihuahuas to go to the park.  (insert emoji bomb* for boom)

What’s the least attractive piece of clothing you own? Granny panties:

Favorite movie trilogy?  The Chronicles of Riddick….I told you my obsession with Vin Diesel will never die

Jedi or Dark Side? Jedi

Do you text “k”, “ok” or “okay”?  This is tricky…I use all 3. Okay when I understand Ok when I don’t care to continue the conversation or your comment was stupid and K when I’m pissed off

Girls worst fear? I guess spiders and snakes are the thing girls are terrified of, I’m more afraid of being tortured to death…but that’s a bit extreme

Current ring tone? Vibrate, ringtones get annoying after awhile

Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend? Oh….both

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