Lori - Miss April 2016

Get to Know Lori:

Ideal drunk food: Mexican food
Favorite Smell: love how it smells after it rains
What is your dumper/dumpee ratio? Haha I don’t even know
Have you ever gotten arrested? Not my proudest moment
Which of your boobs do you like better? My lefty, it’s a little bigger than the righty
What’s the TV show you’re most embarrassed to admit you love? The voice and I’m not ashamed to admit it! Haha
Shower or bath? Showers!!
What’s your favorite noise? The sound of rain
What comes first, hoes or bros? Bros… They’re not afraid to hurt my feelings
Best rock concert? Motley Crue and Alice Cooper!!
First CD you ever bought? Celine Deon
Why are women obsessed with cats? Because they are mean like us haha
What’s your porn star name? (Middle name & street you grew up on or middle name & 1st pet) Marie C Street or Marie Seafuss
Tattoos: I have a few, wanting more
How many piercings do you have? 3
Best video game? Zelda!!
What do you want to be when you grow up? Do I really have to grow up? Haha a photographer
Finish this rock lyric; “ I wanna __” rock n roll all night and party every day
Define all the bases: haha
Bars or clubs? Neither
One thing you’d change about yourself: my hair, too red for me
Most used emoji? 😉
Best excuse declining a date? My brothers don’t approve, sorry
What’s your favorite article of clothing? Chonies haha
What movie do you quote from the most? Tommy Boy!!
Who was your first celebrity crush? Johnny Depp, still hot
How many pushups can you do – real ones, not those fake “I’m a girl so I can do them on my knees” pushups? A few
If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching? Usually do 😉
Underwear choice: cheeky
Least favorite band: One direction
If you could go on 1 talk show, which one would it be? Ellen, she seems super fun
What game show do you think you would do the best on and why? Price is Right, worked at a gas station long enough haha
Have you ever voted for President or American Idol? President
What’s the most embarrassing song you know all the words to? Barbie Girl
Breast implants, for or against? For it. My mom is a breast cancer survivor.
What is the closest you’ve ever been to death? Dead Mans Pass… No
Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? Not about looks
When is the last time you got hit on? Haha today
Have you ever been fired from a job? Nope
Most embarrassing moment: When I worked at Maverik, had some random guy grab my hand and started to sing to me.
Who is the hottest female Disney character? Pocahontas
Who would win in a fight: Batman or Superman? Batman
What do you think about Ben Affleck being the next Batman? Adam West will always have my heart
Is your mom on Facebook? She is
Hidden talent: used to be somewhat of an artist back in high school
If I try yoga, do you think I would fart? Not gonna lie, I probably will
What is your favorite kind of gum and why do all girls fall for a-holes? Anything cinnamon and most girls want a bad boy they can turn good
What is the earliest time of day you ever started drinking and why? Morningish family death and that’s how we deal with it
Geekiest thing about you: my Zelda tattoo 😆
What was the last thing you texted? “I did”
How long do you think you could survive in the woods? A couple days
Use the different forms of to, two and too all in the same sentence: To the fur parents of the two labs, you’re fur babies have too much energy.
If you HAD to get a tattoo on your face, what would it be of? Mike Tyson tattoo haha
What’s the least attractive piece of clothing you own? A sweatshirt covered in oil
Favorite movie trilogy? Cartoon version of Lord of the Rings
Jedi or Dark Side? Jedi
Favorite cartoon as a kid? Two Stupid Dogs
Favorite look on a guy? Tattoos 😉
Have you ever made a guy cry? I’m pretty heartless sometimes 😬
Name a movie everyone hates but you love: Nightmare Before Christmas
Name 1 band member of Tom Petty: Besides Tom? Haha
Do you text “k”, “ok” or “okay”? Ok
Where is the Mason Dixon line? In a song haha
Would you ever ask a guy out? I have before
Would you gain 25 lbs for $2,500? Yeap
Girls worst fear? Being lied to
Did you go to college? Always wanted to
Current ring tone? Navi from Zelda
Have you ever cheated on a test/boyfriend? Test yes, boyfriend no
Dream job? Wildlife photographer
Favorite planet? Pluto
Favorite car? 1956 Ford F100
Last song you listened to? Twisted Love by Seedless
On Twitter, Instagram or Snacpchat? Snap Chat: little_lugo   Instagram
Best 80’s movie? Way too many to name



Gary Hoey

Gary Hoey

Guitarist who tried out for Ozzy on the phone